Why read mom-uncensored?
I never thought I would be here writing a blog for my OWN blog site! This is a pretty cool feeling! Honestly, I have no idea what I am doing! LOL! For me, this is a new hobby to break up the monotony of being a stay-at-home-mommy and a wife.
What is mom-uncensored about?
It will be about many different things such as: Mom Life and how it can drain every bit of sanity you may have but you still love those little shits and would do anything for them. *GASP* Is that a cuss word?? Yes, there will be cussing. I am one of those who can’t just say “oh that’s cute” i have to say “oh my gosh look at this shit. Isn’t this shit the cutest?? Should I buy it? DAMN RIGHT I’M GONNA BUY IT!” Yes, that is a conversation I have with my 2 year old. His response is always the same, just a blank face, because I embarrass him on the daily.
I know what your thinking, ” Why should I read your blog when I have 50 other things I need to do?” I not only want this blog to be for me but for you too. This is a judgement free zone. Breastfed your child til it was 5? Who cares. Had sex while your child was in the room? Psh. Who hasn’t? Cried in the bathroom while taking a shit? Everyday. The DIY project turned into a disaster? Yeah, happens every time I try to do them. You will see this as we go further into this as a 2 year old and I attempt the DIY’s. I promise there will always be something to laugh about, learn about, and I’m sure I’m gonna piss somebody off so that’s always fun.
How often will you post?
I am a mommy and a wife first so I will be posting as I get the time. I do hope to post fairly often until I get the site “furnished” because right now it is as bare as my baby’s ass. (Which is the cutest ass I have ever seen!)
As most of you can already tell, I am not a professional blogger nor am I an English teacher so these blogs are not going to be grammatically correct or perfect in anyway – just like my life. I hope to keep you entertained now and in the future but unfortunately my husband vito’d the strip tease I had planned but here’s a picture of my little family instead. (Yes, I made that bold to get your attention. It worked, didn’t it? MWHAHAHA)
I promise we don’t always look this perfect. I mostly look like I haven’t brushed my hair in a month and make up? What is make up? But I figured first impressions are everything, right? I hope to “see” you guys as the site grows!
Stay true to you,